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	You Know You Are A Pagan Dom/Domme When… By Norische
	You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when knife play begins with a blessing to the four corners. You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you have to cast a circle before you can start a scene. You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when your slave smells like incense all the time. You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when the hooks in your ceiling really are used for the hanging plants. You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you teach your slave the proper way to greet a superior is by saying "Merry Meet Mistress Demonica." You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you end a session by holding hands and saying "So mote it be".

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when your slave asks you if you wish them skyclad or in costume.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you freely admit that your best scenes happen on the cusp of a new moon.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when all the munches you attend involve an 8 foot bon fire.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you correct your slave by reminding them about the effects of bad karma.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when your training and punishment sessions evolve around the moon cycles, new moon for training and full moon for punishment.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme whenever you and your slave have a problem communicating you blame it on the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you know your slave is lying by the way their aura resonates.

You know you are a pagan Dom/Domme when you have to read a perspective individual's tarot before you will give them serious consideration.

The above is meant to be humorous, it was not meant to be politically correct, meaningful or deep. It was meant to be funny,

As with everything this is my opinion, take what you will and leave the rest. If you wish to contact me, my email address is Norisch1@mchsi.com. If you wish to see more of my work you may find a complete listing of all my writings at…. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Norisches_Quill/?yguid=99788111 in
the files section.

Norische

(Norische is an incredible writer.  You really should visit her website.  Great essays and factual information.

Domina)