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Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive99, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market. The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non- propagation of human beings. The Contraceptive99 suite consists of three products: Condom99, DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1 (from Norton Utilities). A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in the package. |
The suite also comes in two expanded versions. Contraceptive99 Professional is the Client/Server edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector. Contraceptive99 Small Business Edition is a package for start-ups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches. While Contraceptive99 does not address non-traditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. They will be known as BackDoor, AuraLee, TitElation, and JerkOff.
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