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Sub Talk

by mystyeyed aka KittenFromHell

sasha said.....  I have an official card that says I'm a member of the Sub Club. (Ever been to Subway Sandwiches?)  
what about these:

sub-flooring...... a floor for subs?
sub-division...... a divison for subs?
sub-culture....... culture for subs?
sub-marine.........aquarian/boat/bay for subs or by subs?
sub-way............a special way for subs to go?
sub-central........a place where subs congregate?
sub-class..........where subs go to learn how?
sub-conscious......the esoteric link between subs akin to Martian Mind Melt?
sub-compact........a nice tidy sub, one can put away in the closet, niftyly? (kinda like Gord's *Tidy-Wife*? sub-contractor.....The submissive contrator you hire to do your garage? or the one you need to get you a sub for temporary hire?
sub-cutaneaous.....the sub you have that takes care of your skin, exclusively?
sub-lease..........hmmmmmmmmmm.......
sub-machine gun....well, this goes with out saying..... I bet you Doms didn't know we had these specially made, just in case.... sub-standard.......a subby flag? or the high standards that we live by, our code of ethics?
sub-side...........hey! we have our own side?
sub-species........ok, wait a minute.....we are the same species aren't we?
sub-terranean......the *species* we really are? hello, I'm kelly, I'm a subterranean...... kinda like a Armenian or Plutonian,(from Pluto) maybe even a Dalnetian, (one from Dalnet, a planet not unlike Earth where ppl have keyboards for fingers and use words like LOL and BTW and IMHO......) ROFLMSAO!!!!!!

mystyeyed aka pet aka KittenFromHell

Addendum To The Real Dom Test

 

(courtesy of the Demon Prince:) If you're a Dom and you think a "penis gag" is a "Smiley Face" painted on your genitals...Then, you ain't

If you're a sub who thinks that a "buttplug" is a commercial for a proctologist...You ain't.

If you're a Dom who thinks that "anal sex" means getting laid only once a year...You ain't.

If you're a sub and you think "catherization torment" is being forced to read the Collected Works of Willa Cather aloud...Then, you ain't

If you're a Domme who thinks that the "Gates of Hell" are the tollbooths on the Bay Bridge...You ain't.

If you're a sub who tells a Dom(me) that you enjoy "scat" because you own everything Ella Fitzgerald ever recorded ...You ain't.

If you're a Dom who thinks that "TPE" means Toilet Paper-Extended, the new extra long roll...You ain't.

The Demon Prince 

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